Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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