She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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