Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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