just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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