I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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