Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
