David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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