it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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