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(512): View more from Texas

Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.

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(302): View more from Delaware

didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official

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(573): View more from Missouri

You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out

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(212): View more from New York

It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis

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(602): View more from Arizona

It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.

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