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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!