We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!