I just pynch a tree in the face
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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