I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
...so i touched it.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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