This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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