i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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