I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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