dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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