sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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