he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So many bounce houses so little time
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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