These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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