brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
farters have to be the big spoon...
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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