i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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