At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
In other news, I just burned my penis
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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