So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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