The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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