But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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