It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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