Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize