I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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