What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I love you.
Bad choice
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
