So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
