You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
send nudes
from the living room?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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