But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
