i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dicks are not precious.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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