Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
tell me about the fingering
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