Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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