Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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She even gives head with a lisp.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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