If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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