Are we in a gay sports bar?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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