how do flat chested girls get laid?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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