Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So many bounce houses so little time
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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