I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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