Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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