Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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