Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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