just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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