Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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