this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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