He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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