Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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