So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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