I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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