worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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