it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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