C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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